• Bang drums as loud as you can at 3:00 O'clock in the morning.
• Allow your kids to stomp on ketchup packets at McDonalds.
• While someone is counting, say random numbers to throw them off.
• Leave notes in the margins of other people's books.
• NEVER return things you borrow.
• Holler at your friends across the room in the library.
• Pay for gum with a $100 bill.
• At restaurant closing time, order something else and take your time eating it.
• Blow out their birthday candles before they can!
• Get a buddy and take up both lanes on the highway. Drive slow side by side.
• Take 25 items through the "10 items or less" checkout lane.
• Wear a very large hat in the movie theater.
• Choose the same thing on the jukebox 25 times.
• Give out wrong directions to people that ask.
• Drop your drunk friend off at the wrong house.
• Fart in an elevator.
• Send people invitations to a party that doesn't exist.
• Is there a favorite movie that they haven't seen yet? Tell them how it ends.
• Tell someone's two year old there's no Santa Claus.
• CC all your spam to your entire mailing list.
• Let your dog poop in someone's yard and don't pick it up.
• Sit at the back of the plane and when it lands, race to be the first one out.
• Don't wear deodorant.
• Put your hands over your ears and say, "la, la, la..." when people are talking to you.
• When going through a door, let it slam in the face of the person behind you.
• Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200% extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
• In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  

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